Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

My smart-aleck brother sent these to me:

Do you think you're drinking too much coffee? You just might be if you exhibit any of the following:
  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • Juan Valdez named a donkey after you.
  • You lick the coffeepot clean like one does the icing bowl.
  • You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse even though you don't even work there.
  • You chew on fingernails - both your own and other people's.
  • You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • Your main source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
  • You don't sweat, you percolate.
  • You go to AA meetings not because you're an alcoholic, but because they have free coffee.
  • You walk ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
  • You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  • The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
  • You are of the opinion that instant coffee takes way too long.
  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  • You don't tan, you roast.
  • You can't remember your second cup.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.
  • When someone asks, "How are you?" you say, "Good to the last drop."

Hmmmm... Maybe you should cut down...

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